It’s too early to be pompous

It’s Too Early To Be Pompous

Copyright (c) 2009 Lucille Uttermohlen

I was on the phone this morning. This fact in itself isn’t especially interesting. It was the hour of the phone call that interrupted my morning coffee, and it was more than annoying.

The call was from a judge in conference with opposing counsel. It seems that my opposition objected to my filing a brief in what he considered to be an untimely manner. I would have to agree with him. I was late, but as the judge pointed out, there was no statute of limitations, and I wasn’t alone in my tardiness. Other attorneys have filed things late, and unless someone’s rights are prejudiced, its no big deal.

I won’t try to justify my actions. I had the darn thing done in plenty of time, but my secretary was looking at the court order which said «within 30 days,» and she assumed it meant from the date the order was entered, rather than the date the hearing was held. Although my final argument was brilliant, I’m still puzzled as to why opposing counsel didn’t want the judge to read it. After all, final arguments are only one attorney’s take on the case and have no evidentiary value on their own.

My point in telling this story is more general. I will never understand why people take themselves so seriously. This particular man is more self-righteous than the Pope, and his approach to his cases seems to be that he is personally justified in taking his position. It isn’t a function of whether his case is meritorious, it is more that because he took the case, it must be.

This attitude is far too common in this profession. It seems that some of my colleagues forget what they are supposed to be doing and focus solely on the fact that they are the ones doing it. They trade explaining and pursuing their client’s interests for grandstanding and posturing. The consequence is that the other side digs in its heels and fights back. Negotiation then becomes a distant dream.

There are cases that can’t be settled. If the clients feel that diametrical opposed outcomes are necessary, the judge simply has to decide between them. Many times, the decisions are close calls at best. In fact, more than one judge has told me that if the parties don’t reach an agreement, there’s a good chance that the judge will make a ruling that neither of them like.

It is a simple proposition. If you want the other side to understand your point, you treat it with courtesy and respect. You don’t have to agree. You just have to resist the urge to tell them how stupid you think they and their ideas are. Actually, if you can stay calm and try to be objective, you will do better for your client than you will if you act like the other side is wrong just by virtue of the fact that they are the other side. You are always better off negotiating settlement if you can. Sometimes you can’t, and you have to take your chances with the judge. When you do that, you want to make sure the judge knows what you think the evidence showed, and why you think your interpretation is the right one. Finally, and this is most important, you don’t want to harass me before I’ve had my morning coffee.

How to use a gps

How to use a GPS? Tips and tricks that will make sure you’ll get from point A to B without breaking your GPS

So you’re tired of using huge unfoldable maps on your road-trip? You’re a man that doesn’t like to ask for directions and refuse to hear “let’s ask somebody” one more time! You’ve bought a GPS. Good for you. What’s next?

Give it some time. When you power your newly bought GPS device, it will download essential information from the sky. Your GPS will be enlightened with data regarding satellite location and whereabouts. This process can last a good 20 minutes or so and you want to do it before you leave for your cross-country-RV-road-trip. If you eventually got to the other side of the nation, remember to let your GPS know and do the satellite lock thingy once more.

Give it some thought. It’s recommended to learn how to use your GPS and avoid unnecessary frustration and the random GPS flying out of the window routine. Get the manual and try to understand the basics in the comfort of your home, where there is no pressure and the only place you’ll need to go to is the bathroom.

Give it some software. Did you know that Hawaii is moving 4 inches towards Japan each and every year? Good! Does your GPS know it? Not unless you update maps and software every once in a while. An update can make your GPS work faster and if your manufacturer is nice, he’ll throw in cool new features from time to time. A firmware update is usually free and requires a visit to the website and downloading files into your GPS device. Updating maps will probably cost you money but if London Bridge will fall down you’ll be notified to take a different route.

Give it your own maps. Did you know that you can create a route on Google maps or MapQuest and send it to your GPS? Plan your trip before you leave home, include a stop at grandma’s and at the video store and head on your way.

Give it your own terms. Now you can not only decide whether your GPS will have the voice of a man or a woman, but you can also decide what it’s going to say. Instead of the annoying “turn right in 100 feet” you can make it say “turn right on Main Street.” Isn’t it cool? So if you know the neighborhood or just don’t know 2 feet from your two feet, use the Text to Speech option.

Give it a good reset. Don’t you just love to insert that pin and push the hidden reset button? Well, if your GPS is going nuts and telling you to take a left into the Grand Canyon – save your favorites and reset the little bugger.

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How to avoid a scam: cash advances

How to Avoid a Scam: Cash Advances

If you need money fast, a cash advance can be a big help. Some bad lenders end up putting borrowers in a bad financial situation. Trust is key no matter where you choose to get your loan. There may be more Internet cash advance sites now as the economy has struggled. The opportunity for scamming money got bigger. If you’re considering a cash loan, the key is to work with a lender who values transparency. Outlining company policy for the borrower is the first step to being transparent. Regarding borrowing and repayment, you need to know all your options. Likewise, you should know all of your obligations beforehand. Hidden rules and fees can cause a lot of worry and trouble. Honesty and responsibility are necessary traits that any lender should exhibit. The security of a lender’s website is vital. You only want to deal with the most secure websites to ensure that your money transactions are protected. Although there are no 100% guarantees, responsible sites will take all reasonable precautions to make sure no one steals your money or personal information. A record of fair lending practices is an important characteristic of a lender. Although no one likes to be turned down, it’s not responsible to give loans to people who abuse the practice or who are unfit to repay the loan. Financial trouble often results from bad business practice. You certainly don’t want to further damage your credit history. Remember that incentives and grand claims could be too good to be true. In most cases experience and good judgment are better than promises. Like in most areas, the Internet has a huge store of resources to help you make a loan decision. You can easily find information about online money lenders by doing a little research. Customer opinions can really tell you what a company is like. The smartest thing for you and your money is to find a lender you can trust.

Is glaswegian lost in translation

Is Glaswegian lost in translation?

Deals are said to have sunk when entrepreneurs from England or abroad were confronted with the patois synonymous with Rab C Nesbitt, the fictional string-vested Govan ne’erdowell. Jurga Zilinskiene, the Lithuanian boss of Today Translations, insists the move is no gimmick and there is a real need for staff capable of making “Weegie” understood from Vilnius to Vancouver. “We are aware that some of our foreign and UK clients can find the Glaswegian accent difficult to decipher,” states Zilinskiene in near perfect received pronunciation. “While it’s unusual for us to want someone to translate a dialect of English, there is a clear demand.” The experience of Zilinskiene’s clients is not new. As reported in The Sunday Times last week, newly published MI5 archive documents revealed that the thick Glaswegian accent of Mick McGahey, the former vice-president of the National Union of Mineworkers, proved indecipherable to the security service operatives who bugged his phone calls. Janey Godley, the award-winning comedian, is characteristically frank about the problems that come with speaking like an extra from River City rather than a BBC executive at White City. “I would love to say that people in my beautiful, cosmopolitan home city speak as clear as a bell but they don’t,” she says. “The accent is incredibly difficult, it’s very exclusive and not everybody gets it.”  “I quickly learned to speak clearly,” she says. “I am proud of where I came from and under no circumstance did I change my accent to hide that — I changed it so people in New York and New Zealand could understand me.” The comic, who performed to sell-out crowds and rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe, said Glaswegians routinely face the sorts of snide comments that would be considered unacceptable if they were directed against other groups in society. She recalls how the late writer Clement Freud sneeringly demanded a translator after she appeared alongside him on Radio 4. “When I go down to England I don’t do any gags for the first six or seven minutes. I just talk to the audience and I speak slowly and that usually helps them get attuned to it.” He believes the Glasgow dialect is unfairly maligned. “I don’t think Glaswegian is any more difficult to understand than other regional accents, like those in Liverpool or the east end of London,” he says. According to linguists, the genesis of the Glasgow dialect has much to do with the fact that the city has always been a cultural melting pot. James Scobbie, professor of speech science at Edinburgh’s Queen Margaret University, said Glaswegian remains one of the UK’s most distinctive accents. “All Scottish accents are very different from others in the English-speaking world. We have an ‘r’ that is pronounced, while other accents are ‘r’-less,” he says. The historical lack of social mobility in the city accounts for the accent’s resilience. Dr Jennifer Smith, a senior lecturer in Glasgow University’s English language department, says the city’s pockets of deprivation, which rank among the worst in Europe, have prevented the accent’s dillution. “We know that Glasgow is statistically poorer and there are a lot of deprived areas, so within those areas there is a lot of non-mobility,” she says. “In that situation, you get dialects passed down and down through the generations.” Smith believes greater television exposure could help Britain tune in, understand and even love Glaswegian. “The Newcastle dialect sounds very different from standard English, but people don’t seem to have as much of a problem as they do with the Glasgow dialect. There are quite a lot of Geordie accents in the media. The more exposure you have to different dialects, the more you pick up on them.” But the idea of employing translators to decipher Glaswegians’ diction has angered city fathers. Alex Mosson, the former Lord Provost who worked alongside Connolly on the Clyde shipyards, says: “It’s a lot of tripe. I travelled the world as Lord Provost and nobody failed to understand me.” Back in the Gallowgate a grandmother bristles at the suggestion that non-Glaswegians should need an interpreter. “It’s a pure brass neck, so it is,” she says. “We can un’erstaund every word o’ EastEnders and Friends nae borra at aw, but they cannae get the gist of whit we talk like. It’s oot a order.” Read full article here: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article6879460.ece

Deals are said to have sunk when entrepreneurs from England or abroad were confronted with the patois synonymous with Rab C Nesbitt, the fictional string-vested Govan ne’erdowell.

Jurga Zilinskiene, the Lithuanian boss of Today Translations, insists the move is no gimmick and there is a real need for staff capable of making “Weegie” understood from Vilnius to Vancouver.

“We are aware that some of our foreign and UK clients can find the Glaswegian accent difficult to decipher,” states Zilinskiene in near perfect received pronunciation. “While it’s unusual for us to want someone to translate a dialect of English, there is a clear demand.”

The experience of Zilinskiene’s clients is not new. As reported in The Sunday Times last week, newly published MI5 archive documents revealed that the thick Glaswegian accent of Mick McGahey, the former vice-president of the National Union of Mineworkers, proved indecipherable to the security service operatives who bugged his phone calls.

Janey Godley, the award-winning comedian, is characteristically frank about the problems that come with speaking like an extra from River City rather than a BBC executive at White City. “I would love to say that people in my beautiful, cosmopolitan home city speak as clear as a bell but they don’t,” she says. “The accent is incredibly difficult, it’s very exclusive and not everybody gets it.”

 “I quickly learned to speak clearly,” she says. “I am proud of where I came from and under no circumstance did I change my accent to hide that — I changed it so people in New York and New Zealand could understand me.”

The comic, who performed to sell-out crowds and rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe, said Glaswegians routinely face the sorts of snide comments that would be considered unacceptable if they were directed against other groups in society. She recalls how the late writer Clement Freud sneeringly demanded a translator after she appeared alongside him on Radio 4.

“When I go down to England I don’t do any gags for the first six or seven minutes. I just talk to the audience and I speak slowly and that usually helps them get attuned to it.”

He believes the Glasgow dialect is unfairly maligned. “I don’t think Glaswegian is any more difficult to understand than other regional accents, like those in Liverpool or the east end of London,” he says.

According to linguists, the genesis of the Glasgow dialect has much to do with the fact that the city has always been a cultural melting pot.

James Scobbie, professor of speech science at Edinburgh’s Queen Margaret University, said Glaswegian remains one of the UK’s most distinctive accents. “All Scottish accents are very different from others in the English-speaking world. We have an ‘r’ that is pronounced, while other accents are ‘r’-less,” he says.

The historical lack of social mobility in the city accounts for the accent’s resilience. Dr Jennifer Smith, a senior lecturer in Glasgow University’s English language department, says the city’s pockets of deprivation, which rank among the worst in Europe, have prevented the accent’s dillution.

“We know that Glasgow is statistically poorer and there are a lot of deprived areas, so within those areas there is a lot of non-mobility,” she says. “In that situation, you get dialects passed down and down through the generations.”

Smith believes greater television exposure could help Britain tune in, understand and even love Glaswegian. “The Newcastle diale
ct sounds very different from standard English, but people don’t seem to have as much of a problem as they do with the Glasgow dialect. There are quite a lot of Geordie accents in the media. The more exposure you have to different dialects, the more you pick up on them.”

But the idea of employing translators to decipher Glaswegians’ diction has angered city fathers. Alex Mosson, the former Lord Provost who worked alongside Connolly on the Clyde shipyards, says: “It’s a lot of tripe. I travelled the world as Lord Provost and nobody failed to understand me.”

Back in the Gallowgate a grandmother bristles at the suggestion that non-Glaswegians should need an interpreter. “It’s a pure brass neck, so it is,” she says. “We can un’erstaund every word o’ EastEnders and Friends nae borra at aw, but they cannae get the gist of whit we talk like. It’s oot a order.”

Read full article here: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article6879460.ece

How to open a boutique store that can help you earn good profit

How To Open a Boutique Store That Can Help You Earn Good Profit

It is very interesting to know how to open a
<b><a href=»http://www.open-a-boutique.com/»>boutique store.</a></b> There are many business firms running around us for earning money. Making money is undoubtedly the main objective of any business. Boutique also lies on the same line of earning profit. However it is important to note that it is not at all very easy to make money with a normal boutique. There are several things that you must consider before opening a new boutique store. For instance it is important to first arrange the capital, acquire legal permission from the authorized bodies for starting the business etc. It is true that the license and legal permits are very important in this type of business. It is so because this provides several benefits for example you can decrease certain amount of tax on the purchase of goods from the suppliers.  
1. Boutique is of various type, first thing you have to do is that to make sure which group of people you are focusing on i.e. for ladies, gents, kids or for all the groups. After reaching at a decision on this, you have to look out for the suppliers with best suitable prices. Make sure to check out the terms and conditions of the supplier properly and give your deadlines. Analyze the market and make plans about the products that you are going to sell in your boutique. It is good if you provide anything new to the customer.
2. The next step is to select the proper location for the boutique. In addition to this try to select an area where the foot traffic is more and have enough space for the parking. Malls are the other option where you can easily get space for the boutique. After selecting the location, the other main thing to do is to give an appropriate name to the boutique. Names play a very important role in any business. An impressive name attracts customers towards it. Give a grand opening to the boutique for enabling the customers know about you. Place advertisements on the local newspaper, magazines and on the local television channels. Due to this more and more people will come to know about your boutique.  
3. Furnish the interiors of the boutique beautifully for attracting the people visiting and passing by the boutique. It is better to have a collection of both old and the new trends in the boutique. You can never predict what the customer is willing to buy from the clothing store.
4. Hire qualified candidates who are well educated and well mannered. Guide the employees to behave very politely with the customer and inspire them to maintain good relations with the customers. This creates a great difference for the business.  You must provide knowledge sessions or training programs on fashion, new trends and on handling the situations like how to tackle the problems of the customer in the most effective and efficient manner for the employees. Give incentives and promotion according to the work of the employees.
If you consider all these above mentioned things then it is sure that you will get rid of the problem of how to open a boutique store.